You gotta look inside yourself and say, What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS
Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
i wish my bank account looked like my follower count
more like my post count.
definitely my post count
If Arin is Grump
and Jon is Not So Grump
And Danny is Kinda Grump
Can we call Barry “Barry grump?”
Barry is just Barry. You can’t improve on perfection.
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une freaking pomme
*800 years of war*